Check your privilege, not all of us know how to use furniture.



In today’s thrilling new blog entry I shall be reviewing three different types of electrical socket. The inspiration for this comes from a Quebecer who was so dumbfounded by the sight of my UK-to-North American plug adaptor that it was like he had just witnessed the Second Coming. European socket: A peerless lesson in minimalist industrial design,… Continue reading Sockets


I freakin’ love soap. I’m obsessed with soap. Actually, that’s not quite right. I’m obsessed with a particular kind of soap. You see, old fashioned bars of soap are kind of lame. You know what I mean, those pink-ish hued Imperial Lather efforts that elderly people love to have in their bathrooms.  There’s just something not… Continue reading Soap