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Let’s get this straight right away: video games are fucking garbage, and anyone over the age of 12 who still plays the wretched things should kill themselves. Immediately. Of course, I can already hear the distant rumble of the borderline autistic hordes, as they rush to defend their juvenile timewasting. “Bu…but…video games are an art… Continue reading Games


Here’s a game review I wrote for Tesco Clubcard Magazine a while back:   Jeremy McGrath Supercross 2000 (PSX) Looking for high octane on-track action of the distinctly two-wheeled variety? Then you’re in luck, because the thrill packed┬áJeremy McGrath Supercross 2000 is sure to satisfy even the most demanding petrol head this Ramadan season. ┬áThis… Continue reading Jeremy